WTF - Hot Sex in the Barracks
This week's entry for WTF Day is a puzzler. It certainly made me go "hmmmm!" Chuck Shepherd brings us this tasty and interesting bit of info:
Nonlethal war tactics suggested by an Air Force research team in the 1990s were made public in December by the military watchdog organization Sunshine Project and included a recommendation to expose enemy troops to powerful aphrodisiacs in order to distract them into lustful hookups with each other (irrespective of gender). (The Pentagon said the idea was dropped almost immediately, but the Sunshine Project said it was discussed as recently as 2001.) Other ideas: giving the enemy severe halitosis (so they could be detected within a civilian population), overrunning enemy positions with rats or wasps, and creating waves of fecal gas. [New Scientist, 1-14-05]
All I want 2 know is do they REALLY have the capability to make an aphrodisiac so strong it would make any straight man want to do ungentlemanly, naughty and deliciously explicit things 2 me? If this is true, why don't we know about it? Why isn't the gay mafia selling it on the underground market? It must be worth a fortune. I'm telling U, 10% is just not enought 2 work with! If they had warfare like that going on ... sign me up, Uncle Sam! See, I'm all about the "make love, not war" mantra anyway. This could actually go a long way towards world peace! This "aphrodisiac" was assuredly invented by an ex hippie.
In any case, all of these inane "nonlethal war tactics" just made me say: What the f*ck??!!
Nonlethal war tactics suggested by an Air Force research team in the 1990s were made public in December by the military watchdog organization Sunshine Project and included a recommendation to expose enemy troops to powerful aphrodisiacs in order to distract them into lustful hookups with each other (irrespective of gender). (The Pentagon said the idea was dropped almost immediately, but the Sunshine Project said it was discussed as recently as 2001.) Other ideas: giving the enemy severe halitosis (so they could be detected within a civilian population), overrunning enemy positions with rats or wasps, and creating waves of fecal gas. [New Scientist, 1-14-05]
All I want 2 know is do they REALLY have the capability to make an aphrodisiac so strong it would make any straight man want to do ungentlemanly, naughty and deliciously explicit things 2 me? If this is true, why don't we know about it? Why isn't the gay mafia selling it on the underground market? It must be worth a fortune. I'm telling U, 10% is just not enought 2 work with! If they had warfare like that going on ... sign me up, Uncle Sam! See, I'm all about the "make love, not war" mantra anyway. This could actually go a long way towards world peace! This "aphrodisiac" was assuredly invented by an ex hippie.
In any case, all of these inane "nonlethal war tactics" just made me say: What the f*ck??!!
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